The Zany Sage
Relatives bearing fruitcake–and other holiday horrors
The relatives are coming! Does this turn your holiday ho-ho-ho into ho-ho-horrible? Blame it on Norman Rockwell and his picture-perfect illustration of the perfect family celebrating a perfect Christmas. Or a syrupy Hallmark movie where romance always triumphs and skaters glide about, hands tucked into their white-fur-trimmed muffs. For most of us, the turkey ends